loryisunabletosupinate:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

First a very subtle Harry Potter reference, then Criminal Minds, and now they’re watching Legend of Korra while seven of the wolves went out to fight a seemingly indestructible fire god.

Save me, I’m laughing and crying at the same time.

waffleguppies:

plushestrumpest:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

My mom has the Van Eyck in her living room

this is wonderful.

I’d add that if it involves dancing girls with improbably large noses wearing either nine billion layers of dishevelled lace just stockings, it’s Lautrec.

(Source: cheekygeekymonkey)

"Don’t point that at me unless you’re going to use it."

This sounds like something Thaniel would say.

drejofvalenwood:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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